Issue 7 had a great page of Cooperisms - worthy of the great Tommy Cooper himself... here's just a taster of what you're missing out on, on page 26 of issue 7 of All Things Local.
Click here to visit Page 26 now (presented in pdf format).
From Make Me Smile:
"This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster"
"This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."
"I phoned the local gym and i asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."