A big welcome to all our new readers and businesses in the Kilburn, Belper and Ripley areas of Derbyshire.
We've just updated our website - www.allthingslocal.co.uk with the December 09 / January 2010 Christmas Editions of your favourite community magazine.
They're instantly readable online so if you miss your copy or live outside our circulation areas, then please feel free to catch up with all the community news via our website.
Regards
Karyn Milner - Editor.
Showing posts with label community magazine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label community magazine. Show all posts
Saturday, 28 November 2009
Friday, 26 September 2008
Make me smile....(part 2)
We had lots of comments about the recent 'Cooperisms' we published here earlier so here's just a couple more taken from Issue 8 of All Things Local (see page 18).
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
Two Eskimos siting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says "Your round". The other one says "So are you, you fat slob!"
Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
and finally......
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy".
Issue 9 will soon be out so remember to visit our website where you can read each and every edition plus all the regular features, competitions, special online competitions where you could win a personalised photo jigsaw and more.
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
Two Eskimos siting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says "Your round". The other one says "So are you, you fat slob!"
Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
and finally......
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy".
Issue 9 will soon be out so remember to visit our website where you can read each and every edition plus all the regular features, competitions, special online competitions where you could win a personalised photo jigsaw and more.
Monday, 2 June 2008
Welcome to the All Things Local Blog
Hi and Welcome to the All Things Local Blog.
All Things Local is the Community Magazine for the Kilburn and Belper area (Derbyshire), with 9,000 copies being distributed every two months.
Published by local people, featuring news and stories about the local people and businesses.
To celebrate our 1st anniversary, we're starting this Blog to include all the stories and features that don't make it onto our website - All Things Local.
We'll be building the features and stories over the coming weeks so come back soon.
Webmaster - All Things Local.
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