Make me smile....(part 2)

We had lots of comments about the recent 'Cooperisms' we published here earlier so here's just a couple more taken from Issue 8 of All Things Local (see page 18).

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two Eskimos siting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says "Your round". The other one says "So are you, you fat slob!"

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

and finally......

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy".

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Make me smile....

Did you know that All Things Local has a regular humour spot?

Issue 7 had a great page of Cooperisms - worthy of the great Tommy Cooper himself... here's just a taster of what you're missing out on, on page 26 of issue 7 of All Things Local.

Click here to visit Page 26 now (presented in pdf format).

From Make Me Smile:

"This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster"

"This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."

"I phoned the local gym and i asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."